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Post by chloe on Aug 5, 2014 21:40:17 GMT -6
- - jesse abrams || jesse abrams from 'celeste and jesse forever'
- - 24
- - portrayed by;; andy samberg
Jesse entered the tavern with his coworkers again, this time slightly more irritated than the last. Work was really all that mattered to him, and anything besides that was an annoyance. He really only went out because he didn't want to seem weird. Jesse took a seat at the bar and ordered a beer.
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Post by maggie on Aug 5, 2014 21:46:40 GMT -6
Jesse Pinkman- Breaking Bad
Jesse was drinking a bottle of beer and smoking a cigarette when another man sat down next to him. He looked up and realized he looked familiar. "Yo, don't you work here?" he asked as he exhaled smoke.
(I feel kinda weird typing "yo" but he seriously says it in the show all the time so I guess I'll get used to it haha.)
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Post by chloe on Aug 5, 2014 21:50:38 GMT -6
[ haha I thought about having Jesse say "yo, you got me mistaken for some other homie" in like a really sarcastic tone but I decided not to and they said it literally all the fucking time in Sons of Anarchy too ]
- - jesse abrams || jesse abrams from celeste and jesse forever
- - 24
- - portrayed by;; andy samberg
Jesse looked over and looked the man up and down, deciding he was not the type of person to get involved with. "No," Jesse replied bluntly.
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Post by maggie on Aug 5, 2014 21:58:12 GMT -6
(hahah Jesse also says bitch a lot it's sorta his catchphrase and really? I never noticed but then again I only watched the first two seasons.)
Jesse Pinkman- Breaking Bad
"Oh, you looked familiar. I must have you mistaken for someone else. Never mind," Jesse replied before he took another huge swig.
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Post by chloe on Aug 5, 2014 22:01:33 GMT -6
[ hahaha and yeah it's more in the fifth/sixth seasons ]
- - jesse abrams || jesse abrams from celeste and jesse forever
- - 24
- - portrayed by;; andy samberg
"Mhm," Jesse muttered, glancing around the bar and taking a sip of his beer.
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Post by maggie on Aug 5, 2014 22:04:47 GMT -6
(Oh okay. My sister told me it gets more interesting after where I left off but I stopped 'cause I got into other shows like Supernatural and Breaking Bad and I didn't like how the women were treated in the first two seasons.)
Jesse Pinkman- Breaking Bad
"Okay then, bitch," Jesse muttered.
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Post by chloe on Aug 5, 2014 22:09:07 GMT -6
[ yeah, they were treated pretty badly, but Gemma is like a total badass so that's basically the only reason I watch it. ]
- - jesse abrams || jesse abrams from celeste and jesse forever
- - 24
- - portrayed by;; andy samberg
"Excuse me?" Jesse said, raising an eyebrow at what the man had said.
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Post by maggie on Aug 5, 2014 22:13:31 GMT -6
(Yeah I didn't like how she was gang raped and she would rather cover up the fact that she's a rape victim, with the help of a COP, just so shit wouldn't start with her husband's gang instead of doing what would've been best for herself.)
"Yo, don't get offended and shit," Jesse said. "I call everyone bitch."
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Post by chloe on Aug 5, 2014 22:21:32 GMT -6
[yeah I get you.]
- - jesse abrams || jesse abrams from celeste and jesse forever
- - 24
- - portrayed by;; andy samberg
"Yo, stop sayin' yo. I ain't your homie, and I ain't your bitch," Jesse said in an imitation of the other man's voice.
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Post by maggie on Aug 5, 2014 22:29:16 GMT -6
(And I also didn't like how her husband cheated on her more than once but yeah.)
Jesse Pinkman- Breaking Bad
Jesse rolled his eyes and finished his beer before ordering another one. "If you weren't a bitch, you would stop acting like one."
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Post by chloe on Aug 5, 2014 22:33:37 GMT -6
[her husband was a piece of shit to be honest ]
- - jesse abrams || jesse abrams from celeste and jesse forever
- - 24
- - portrayed by;; andy samberg
"Whoa, bucko. My fragile feelings," Jesse said in a sarcastic tone. "Don't get all offended," he added in a once more imitating tone.
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Post by maggie on Aug 5, 2014 22:35:45 GMT -6
(The only time I really liked him was when he cut of the rapist's balls.)
Jesse Pinkman- Breaking Bad
"Bucko? What decade are we in, the 70's?" Jesse asked. He thanked he bartender once she handed him the beer.
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Post by chloe on Aug 5, 2014 22:43:29 GMT -6
[ yeah, that was the best part of the whole series in my opinion. ]
- - jesse abrams || jesse abrams from celeste and jesse forever
- - 24
- - portrayed by;; andy samberg
"Yeah, a decade where they didn't say 'yo' to everyone," Jesse replied.
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Post by maggie on Aug 5, 2014 22:48:53 GMT -6
(Yeah. how many seasons are there? Oh and also Jesse Abrams is a businessman right? 'Cause I was thinking of making Dunder Mifflin from The Office but I don't know who would go there.)
"Yeah, okay." Jesse took another drag of his cigarette and another swig of his beer.
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Post by chloe on Aug 5, 2014 22:52:34 GMT -6
[ there are going to be seven soon, and the seventh is the last season. and yeah he is ]
- - jesse abrams || jesse abrams from celeste and jesse forever
- - 24
- - portrayed by;; andy samberg
Jesse took another sip of his beer and sighed as he checked his watch. "For fuck's sake," he muttered. It wasn't very late, but he had things to do, and he couldn't afford to waste time, but he didn't want to seem rude by leaving his friends there.
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